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    Ethernet by M.Hainey
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    Ethernet

    Where the signal meets the grass.

    4-6 hoursModerate3.42026

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    What does Ethernet smell like?

    Ethernet by M.Hainey is an eau de parfum fragrance that opens with Grass, Neroli, and Pear, transitions into a heart of Ether, Orange Blossom, and Petitgrain, and settles into a base of Cedarwood, Myrrh, and Vetiver. Expect 4-6 hours longevity and moderate sillage. Best suited for spring and summer. Rated 3.5/5, divisive by the community, 432 votes.

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    Main accords

    Green
    Citrus Neroli
    Aromatic
    delicate/ozonic
    Woody
    delicateFreshContemplativeCleanModern
    If this were a songIntro · Bonobo

    The Verdict

    What the community says.

    When to Wear6 votes
    Occasions4 votes
    Pros
    • Neroli opening is genuinely electric
    • Doesn't smell like anything else out there
    • Myrrh CO2 keeps the drydown interesting
    • Lasts well past the workday
    • Gets closer, not louder
    Cons
    • The grass note can read synthetic
    • Ether accord might confuse some noses
    • Quiet projection after the first hour
    • Not a crowd-pleaser, more a niche-pleaser
    • The pear sweetness can clash with the green opening for some wearers
    • Myrrh CO2 base leans resinous and may polarize fans of lighter neroli colognes

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    Side by side

    How it compares

    EthernetM.Hainey
    L'Eau PapierDiptyque
    Eau de ParfumConcentrationEau de Toilette
    Grass, Neroli, PearTop Notes—
    4-6 hoursLongevity6-10 hours
    ModerateSillageModerate
    FallBest SeasonSummer
    3.43/5Rating4.16/5
    Full comparison
    EthernetM.Hainey
    Eau de ParfumConcentrationEau de Parfum
    Grass, Neroli, PearTop NotesMilk
    4-6 hoursLongevity6-10 hours
    ModerateSillageModerate
    FallBest SeasonFall
    3.43/5Rating3.93/5
    Full comparison
    How Ethernet compares to similar fragrances
    This fragranceEthernetM.HaineyL'Eau PapierDiptyqueFull comparisonNext To Me Or NothingDiscothèqueFull comparison
    ConcentrationEau de ParfumEau de ToiletteEau de Parfum
    Top NotesGrass, Neroli, Pear—Milk
    Longevity4-6 hours6-10 hours6-10 hours
    SillageModerateModerateModerate
    Best SeasonFallSummerFall
    Rating3.43/54.16/53.93/5

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    Reviews

    What others think.

    The grass-and-neroli opening is a strange collision of lawn and fiber optics. Did it read as refreshing or just odd? Tell the next curious nose what to expect.

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    About Ethernet.

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