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    G.I. Joe Cologne by EastWest Bottlers
    EastWest Bottlers

    G.I. Joe Cologne

    Dirt under the fingernails.

    4-6 hoursModerate4.32016

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    What does G.I. Joe Cologne smell like?

    G.I. Joe Cologne by EastWest Bottlers is a cologne fragrance that opens with Red Clay, Blood Orange, and Flint, transitions into a heart of Red Clay, Blood Orange, and Smoke, and settles into a base of Hickory Wood. Expect 2-4 hours longevity and strong sillage. Best suited for spring and summer. Rated 3.5/5, well-liked by the community, 3 votes.

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    Main accords

    clay
    smoky
    nutty
    citrus
    woody
    adventurousruggedearthyboldgrounded
    If this were a songFire on the Floor · Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats

    The Verdict

    What the community says.

    When to Wear12 votes
    Occasions8 votes
    Pros
    • Smells like real earth, not perfumed dirt
    • Blood orange opening is genuinely surprising
    • Hickory drydown outlasts most scents
    • Nothing else in the rotation smells like this
    • Canvas-wrapped canteen bottle is a conversation starter
    • Doesn't smell like anything from the mall
    • Hazelnut adds unexpected softness
    Cons
    • Projection drops off fast after hour one
    • Blood orange vanishes in minutes
    • Too earthy for warm weather
    • Smells like a campfire on someone else's clothes
    • Not enough citrus to justify the citrus note
    • Clings to fabric more than skin
    • Bottle wrap absorbs the scent

    The Story

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    How it compares

    G.I. Joe CologneEastWest Bottlers
    CologneConcentrationEau de Toilette
    Red Clay, Blood Orange, FlintTop NotesOrange, Grapefruit, Flint
    2-4 hoursLongevity6-10 hours
    StrongSillageModerate
    FallBest Season—
    4.33/5Rating3.94/5
    Full comparison
    G.I. Joe CologneEastWest Bottlers
    CologneConcentrationEau de Toilette
    Red Clay, Blood Orange, FlintTop NotesFruity Notes, Orange, Bergamot
    2-4 hoursLongevity6-10 hours
    StrongSillageStrong
    FallBest SeasonFall
    4.33/5Rating4.47/5
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    How G.I. Joe Cologne compares to similar fragrances
    This fragranceG.I. Joe CologneEastWest BottlersTerre d'HermèsHermèsFull comparisonA*Men Pure MaltMuglerFull comparison
    ConcentrationCologneEau de ToiletteEau de Toilette
    Top NotesRed Clay, Blood Orange, FlintOrange, Grapefruit, FlintFruity Notes, Orange, Bergamot
    Longevity2-4 hours6-10 hours6-10 hours
    SillageStrongModerateStrong
    Best SeasonFall—Fall
    Rating4.33/53.94/54.47/5

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    The flint and clay opening either grabs you or leaves you cold in the first five minutes. Which side of that line did you land on?

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